Monday, June 18, 2012

Easy Living

There's been so much happening recently, I've been giving a lot of thought to what my 'life philosophy' actually is. Is everything I do as random as I think it is? The answer's so hilariously beyond me, it reminds me of the Roadrunner & Wile-E-Coyote; but here's what I think makes my days tick:

  1. "That's what she said!"
    These glorious words should only be used for that spiritually enlightening game of sexual innuendo & double entendre. Using it to bitch about someone is just depriving someone of a good laugh! Not familiar with the game? You'll find the light here

  2. Tell your friends just how amazing they are
    Why? Because they are! Boss making you miserable? Girlfriend won't give you head? Marks slipping? Rubbed your local mob the wrong way? There's always at least one person to help you out. If not, at least find a friend who bakes. Yumm, the sweet taste of misery

  3. Go hug your mom at least twice a day
    There's an acute shortage of mothers in the world. Everyone has just one. Tells yours she's special.

  4. Question everything
    What's the reason I'm here? How can I win her over? What can I do to succeed professionally? How can I make the world a better place? Why won't this itch go away? Figuring out the right question is half the battle won. 

  5. Make Love, Not War
    Stop spending so much time fighting or arguing with people; & especially stop investing energy in avoiding 'mortal enemies'. Unless you have a Batcave or come from the planet Krypton, you can't afford to have mortal enemies! Stop sulking & skirmishing. Move on. And oh yeah, have sex. No particular reason. Well, you know what I mean. 

I'm sure I've missed a few important points, but you couldn't possibly handle anything longer. 


  1. ... brightened up my entire day! (that's what HE said! ;))

    Your life funda (am I using the word correctly? I am but a humble south Indian! :P) is brilliant.

    Oh, also, I have never seen anyone talk openly about sex on their blog haha. :-)

  2. sunrise, That's what he said?!? Corruption of this holiest of games?!? Never! :D
    & maybe down the road, when we meet for longer, you'll realize the blog is just the tip of the iceberg!
    And yeah, you've used 'funda' correctly :)

  3. Yeah... My 'that's what he said' WAS cheating a little wasn't it.. but it could totally come to mean a sexual innuendo OK!

    Lol, aren't blogs the tips of icebergs for most people. Would love to hear your life story though. Love discovering people's icebergs. :D